me liking your selfie could either mean “that’s a nice picture friend” or “i want to bend you over a table” but you’ll never know
no but really short people are so mean dude. i got a lot of short friends and they kinda scare me
us tall people are so nice and soft-hearted and everyone always picks on us for being tall and we’re like “haha yeah”
short people will easily start planning a murder if u pick on them
It’s because they’re closer to hell.
As a short person I can confirm that is the reason I am 5 feet of fury